(Semi-Serious) Self Reflection

1) I've lived twenty two
of my twenty eight years in Texas, 

but I only speak in a southern accent
when I get REAL fired up... 

so if you want to hear my drawl,
ask me about dating in Provo, 

ugly men's shoes,
helicopter parents, etc...

(And if you need proof
that I really did grow up in Texas,

here's my Prom date y'all...)

2) I am not thin,
but also not plus sized, 

I am in-between-sized 

(and I actually have really come
to like about myself, 

but I wish Target had a
special line of clothes for me

 as crazy cute as the
plus size line they have!)

Seriously though!!

3) Also, I don't think my body

 is physiologically destined
to ever have a six-pack.

Exhibit A:

4) My friendship relationships 

are like a Gilmore Girls episode; 

quick-witted conversation, 

inside jokes, 

love expressed in the form of junk food... 

...And on the other hand,

 my romantic relationships 

are like a Bronte sisters novel; 

usually ill-fated, and a little bit crazy... 

5) I legitimately believe EVERYone
is beautiful/handsome 

in their own unique way 

(except maybe Donald Trump...)

and I will tell you when I see you... 

...and MEAN IT!!

Just some realizations as of late.